Backlog Conqueror Gifts

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Path

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

The Move.

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A Mom's Purse

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

Monday morning is nigh.

Outstanding Time Management

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'