Territory Conqueror Gifts

"It's dangerous territory you're taking on, Adams. Our legal people are drafting your will for you as a precaution..."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Second lifeReal life.

"I love fast break business success."

The Devil's in the detail!

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

IRS tax instructions.

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

Kid rage.

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

A third of the buck stops here.