Land Conqueror Pillows

"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

BMX riding in Bavaria

The Top of the Mountain.

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Woman on Top

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

The Conquest

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"I’ve got two treats and a flask of bourbon when we reach the top. Bourbon’s mine."

Clipping

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

"Want to know how many steps we took?"