Nature Conqueror Pillows

"You haven't tasted groundhog till you've hunted it and killed it with your bare teeth."

Environment Friendly House.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Crop duster wanted.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

A gigantic man consuming the Earth

A tree's revenge.

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

Agricultural Businessman.

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

"I hope you're not nervous."

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

Jeep

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

Commands Respect

Fly fishing

'Unsinkable.'

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

Ant Girl

'Taxi Driver of The Year ...