Nature Conquerors Pillows

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Environment Friendly House.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"I will avenge you, Father."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

The Last Flower

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"It's your turn, kid."

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Global warming.

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

A gigantic man consuming the Earth

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Angle Horrified by Pollution

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

A tree's revenge.

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

Jeep

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

"I did 'stop and smell the flowers' once. Then I bought them, cut them down, and put up condos."