Nature Conquerors Pillows

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Environment Friendly House.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"I will avenge you, Father."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

The Last Flower

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"It's your turn, kid."

Global warming.

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

A gigantic man consuming the Earth

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Angle Horrified by Pollution

A tree's revenge.

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

"I did 'stop and smell the flowers' once. Then I bought them, cut them down, and put up condos."

Jeep

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"