Mountain Conquerors Gifts

'For some reason, hiking up here reminds me of my underperforming portfolio!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Deadline

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

The Top of the Mountain.

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

BMX riding in Bavaria

Skier gets caught in the thaw

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Please use next mountain.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'