Mountain Conquerors Pillows

'For some reason, hiking up here reminds me of my underperforming portfolio!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Deadline

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

The Top of the Mountain.

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

BMX riding in Bavaria

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."