Sea Conqueror T-Shirts

"More like catch, take humiliating photo, and release."

Occu-Pie Mars

Just call me Picasso!

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Access Denied!

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

The Conquest

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'The mARTyr'

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

Abstract painter

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

Cutting onions

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'