Sea Crusader T-Shirts

A Green Peace activist is dangling from a ship's anchor above a shark in the middle of the ocean - It's not that easy being green.

'Civilisation!' (pointing to rubbish floating in the sea).

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

dog vs UFO...

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Thar she blows!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.