"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."
Clean Ocean Crusader T-Shirts
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The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.
"We finally reached net zero emissions."
'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'
Politically Correct Snowperson
How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...
Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.
'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'
How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?
"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."
Just Stop Boil
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'
"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!
Global Warmer 2000.
"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."
Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.
"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.
Earth stove
Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...
'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'
Ironing day.
There is No Planet C
"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"
"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."
"I think we have run out of time..."
'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'
Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.
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