Clean Ocean Crusader Pillows

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Earth stove

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

There is No Planet C

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.