Clean Water Crusader Pillows

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Treated Sewage.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Welsh water sewage

Dirty Thames

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

Water Seller

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Toxic waste

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Ironing day.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"It's trickle down."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Global Warming.

Water scarcity in Africa

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth