Water Crusader T-Shirts

Water Wars.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Fish hunting for men.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Ironing day.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"It's trickle down."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Thar she blows!'

Water scarcity in Africa

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'No surf?'

Fumes from furniture

"That's my boy!"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Cruise.