Marine Crusader T-Shirts

"I only drink bottled water. Have you seen the trash floating around in this ocean?"

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Thar she blows!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Sea Change.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Hourglass earth - time running out

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

GDP

Sinking Oil Tanker

Net Zero Superstitions

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'We lost funding.'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'