Marine Crusader Pillows

"I only drink bottled water. Have you seen the trash floating around in this ocean?"

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Thar she blows!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Sea Change.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

It's a Dog's life

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Hourglass earth - time running out

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

GDP

Net Zero Superstitions

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Sinking Oil Tanker

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."