Water Crusader Pillows

Water Wars.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Fish hunting for men.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Ironing day.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"It's trickle down."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Water scarcity in Africa

'Thar she blows!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Fumes from furniture

'No surf?'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'