Sea Crusader Gifts

A Green Peace activist is dangling from a ship's anchor above a shark in the middle of the ocean - It's not that easy being green.

'Civilisation!' (pointing to rubbish floating in the sea).

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

dog vs UFO...

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Thar she blows!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Vigilante Dog

Sea Change.