Sea Conqueror Gifts

"More like catch, take humiliating photo, and release."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Just call me Picasso!

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Painter's Duel.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Access Denied!

"Stop staring"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'My right brain isn't working.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

Darn it, you're touching my half of the love seat again.

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

Abstract painter

'The mARTyr'

The Conquest

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

Cutting onions