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Rage.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Just call me Picasso!

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"Stop staring"

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"How was your day?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Painter's Duel.