Sea Creature Conqueror Gifts

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Neptune

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Shark infested custard!

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sea Monster

Stop Human Footing

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Search and Rescue

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Access Denied!

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

'Wheeee...'