Box Conqueror Gifts

Unpacking

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Rage.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Must get a longer cable."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Access Denied!

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"We have two offices throughout the world."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."