Box Challenger Gifts

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'Confusionism'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Capitalism

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Fight on the top

Attorney Punching Bag

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

Box.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Selling Justice

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

"Yes, but careful it doesn't foul the light switch."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

10 items or less

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

Boxing Bull Fight