Boxing Clown Gifts

Box.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Tennis ball girl.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Early Exercise Machines

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Runner going through hurdles.