Boxing Clown Mugs

Box.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Nun Fight.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Tennis ball girl.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

Early Exercise Machines

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!