Country Clown Mugs

Yoghurt man

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown God

Crab with a clown face.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

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Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clown Face Painting

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'