Country Clown T-Shirts

Yoghurt man

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown God

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Crab with a clown face.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clown Face Painting

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."