Comedy Clown T-Shirts

"Sorry Pardner, but this is fool's gold!"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"More helium."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Rattlecornsnake

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

Yoghurt man

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'I never forget a face.'

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

Mixing Business and Pleasure

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"What smells so good? -- I'm not cooking for you, but for my dog."

'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"

'I asked you if you wanted to lick the bowl....not the bull.'

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

Happiness versus Sadness

Slow Roast Yoga