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"They've been on too many English raids!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Dead Funny

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Crab with a clown face.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

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What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

How are you at decision making?

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown God

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.