Culture Clown Mugs

"They've been on too many English raids!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Shake it all about sign on desk

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

How are you at decision making?

Clown God

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Crab with a clown face.

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

Clown Face Painting

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.