Cool Clown Enthusiast Mugs

'See??. . . No such thing as monsters in the closet. . . or evil clowns under the bed. . . Now, try and get some sleep little one!!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Yearbook

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown Wife

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Monster Clown

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Clown walks balloon dog

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Seriously?"

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''