Clown Costume Aficionado Mugs

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Champagne

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Yearbook

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'What clan do you belong to?'

A little bird told me...

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Ladies by the seaside

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Clown Wife

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute