Clown Costume Aficionado Prints

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Champagne

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Yearbook

Cut!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

A little bird told me...

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Ladies by the seaside

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."