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'I learned some new words in school. Miss Burke fainted when I told them to her.'

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I lettered in spelling."

I need to set upmy own company.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'