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Yearbook

'I learned some new words in school. Miss Burke fainted when I told them to her.'

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"I lettered in spelling."

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

I need to set upmy own company.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.