Class Clown Admirer Pillows

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Wow! Imagine me taking biology and being the class cut up!"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Yearbook

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'