Clown Admirer Pillows

"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"I don't think it's anything serious"

'Miss Kelsey, I'm feeling a little depressed. Send in the clowns.'

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

'Clown fish ... '

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

You treat me like a fool, I like that in a woman.

Legal? Big-shoed clown prepares to kick field goal.

Supermarket canned laughter.

Infotainment

Clown waters his plant from the flower on his coat.

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Who, the hell, hires a clown for a funeral?'

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

Mafia clowns can fit an unlimited number of bodies in the trunk.

'We're giving Junior a puppy for his birthday. Beepo's finishing it up now.'

"I'm worried I'll just laugh about this in the morning."

'I'm sorry Harold it's over. I just can't be with a man who has no cents of humour.'

Jack in the Box

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."

'Funny old world, in'it?'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

'I can't stand people who don't suffer fools gladly.'

Joe's Garage - "There's something wrong with it.It won't backfire and the wheels don't fall off."

Barack Obama as a clown.

Dog brings clown very large slippers.

"I hate waking up with a hangover."

Every Child Gets A Baboon!

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"No...it's not him...mine's an Alsation."