Class Clown Admirer Mugs

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Wow! Imagine me taking biology and being the class cut up!"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Yearbook

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"I lettered in spelling."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'