Class Clown Fan Pillows

There's always one.

"If the principal calls it's probably about my '15 minutes of fame'."

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Yearbook

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"I lettered in spelling."

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

I need to set upmy own company.