Class Clown Fans Pillows

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Yearbook

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"I lettered in spelling."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

I need to set upmy own company.