Clown Fans Pillows

'Coco the klepto clown - come out, we know where you're hiding!'

'...and they all went into the witness protection plan and lived happily ever after.'

Fast Food

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Crab with a clown face.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown God

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Clown Face Painting

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'