Class Clown Pillows

'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

Ethics exam cheater.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'Of course I forgot what I learned last year. I have to make room in my brain for the new stuff.'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'Not me. You go tell him it's misspelled.'

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

I need to set upmy own company.

'Remember, kids - There are no dumb questions, only dumb questioners.'

'How can I possibly be a discipline problem? I'm usually asleep.'

"...this pine cone I found is special because it has a pin and the word 'danger' written on it."

'Jimmy! Will you stop texting on your mobile phone. We are trying to discuss how technology has changed society!'

'I'm sorry Mary, you know the rules.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

Rodney Krebs: Class Valedictorian or G.P.A. whore?

'We were told to multi-task so I was attending class while sleeping.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Who was this bully who poured Superglue on your report card and then folded it?'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Biff majored in business, but minored in mooning...

"I trick teachers into thinking I'm paying attention by tilting my head to the side, like this, when they talk."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"But enough about me, what's new with you?"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'An alternate theory holds that dinosaurs are extinct because they were overweight.'