Class Clown Gifts

'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

Ethics exam cheater.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'Of course I forgot what I learned last year. I have to make room in my brain for the new stuff.'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'Not me. You go tell him it's misspelled.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

'Remember, kids - There are no dumb questions, only dumb questioners.'

'How can I possibly be a discipline problem? I'm usually asleep.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"...this pine cone I found is special because it has a pin and the word 'danger' written on it."

'I'm sorry Mary, you know the rules.'

'Jimmy! Will you stop texting on your mobile phone. We are trying to discuss how technology has changed society!'

'We were told to multi-task so I was attending class while sleeping.'

Rodney Krebs: Class Valedictorian or G.P.A. whore?

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'Who was this bully who poured Superglue on your report card and then folded it?'

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

Biff majored in business, but minored in mooning...

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"But enough about me, what's new with you?"

"I trick teachers into thinking I'm paying attention by tilting my head to the side, like this, when they talk."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'An alternate theory holds that dinosaurs are extinct because they were overweight.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.