Class Clown Enthusiast Gifts

'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

Booger-Boy Scandal 2: 'Ok, class. . . who was the king of England when the United States won it's independence?'

'Okay, until some bloke called Sir came and spoiled the fun.'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

'What is it with you, Caldecott?'

Former class clown and his sidekick torment the substitute waitress.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'have you been having private sex lessons, William?'

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'I'm not saying he's a dummy, but he flunked an open-book spelling test.'

'What? It's not my fault you're banned from class and it's definitely not my fault that Mrs. Banks is celebrating it.'

Eddie YO MAMA! told me to to give you detention for this smart alec answer. See you at two!

"Can someone give me an example of something silly?"

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Yearbook

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'