Class Clowns Pillows

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

2+2=CAT, 'Now, Jeffrey - stay on message.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"No, there aint no school today. We just burnt it down!"

'You are good with kids, but you need a teaching credential to teach.'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Yearbook

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Dead Funny

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Crab with a clown face.

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"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'