Classclown Pillows

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

Ethics exam cheater.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A Guide to Balloon Animals

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Yearbook

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown God

Crab with a clown face.

"In economics, I got an IOU."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.