Clown Culture Mugs

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown God

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Crab with a clown face.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Clown Face Painting

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'