Clown Culture Gifts

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

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Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown God

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Crab with a clown face.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown Face Painting

Jack-a-box in the theatre.