Clowns Gifts

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'I think this explains the funny noises coming from your engine.'

"I don't think it's anything serious"

Information / Misinformation.

'Miss Kelsey, I'm feeling a little depressed. Send in the clowns.'

'To summarize: The visual joke brings on a very fast reaction but the verbal joke is more widely quoted and is remembered longer.'

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

Clown Car.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Clown fish ... '

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Oh he's a clown alright, but I wouldn't laugh about Ronald McDonald!'

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

Clown Car Crash

Monster Clown

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Clowns In the White House

It's called Pagliacci therapy, Al. We're going to replace all of your petty little neuroses with one big, healthy, all-consuming fear of clowns.

'morning

Me, too. I smell fear.

Bobo, you idiot – the mask has to go over your nose.

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

I told myself I wasn't going to laugh.

If I explain the pie in the face to you, it won't be funny anymore.

At home with Horny the Clown

"...and there's a $30 monthly balloon animal pet fee."

"I got a 'puffer fish'."

"No thanks. Balloons are really just storage units for bad breath."

"L'adoration des comiques."

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

The Three Certainties: Death, Taxes and Bobo.