Professional Clowns Gifts

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Dead Funny

Crab with a clown face.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

How are you at decision making?

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Wife

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."