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Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

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How are you at decision making?

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

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Shake it all about sign on desk

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Brainstorm in progress.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

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'Would you like a balloon with that?'

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